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我没睡觉 我在画画 I'm not sleeping... I'm painting.
你看上去像是在睡觉 Looks like you're sleeping.
我在脑海中想象一个宁静的地方 I go to a restful place in my mind
然后让画面自动出现 and I let the painting come to me.
那到底出现了什么 So what's coming to you?
睡意 这种方法有时候挺奏效 Sleep. It works that way sometimes.
-是盖尔 你好 盖尔 -我不能跟他说话 - Guy. Oh, hi, Guy! - I can't talk to him.
-我不知道说什么 -没事 - I don't know what to say. - It's okay!
-你和他聊 -我很擅长应付这个 - You talk to him. - I'm great at this.
抱歉 我刚刚做了墨西哥卷作宵夜 Oh, sorry. I was just finishing up some late-night enchiladas.
你不在太遗憾了 我知道你爱吃奶酪 Too bad you're not here. I know how you love cheese.
我做好后会发张照片给你的 I'll text you a picture of them when they're done.
格蕾丝吗 她在街角处 Grace? She's around the corner,
夜巡 给街坊们守夜 taking... night watch-- neighborhood watch-- you know,
就是那种警察训练我们进行的夜巡 the whole watch thing about how they train you to do that,
现在晚上必须这么做 and they do it at night now
因为罪犯小偷都在晚上出来 because that's when the criminals, burglars come out.
我会告诉她你打电话来了 I'll tell her you called.
你说得对 你演得"棒极了" You're right. You nailed it.
你知道你总得跟他说话的吧 You know you're going to have to talk to him sometime.
我知道 I do know.
只是不知道说什么 Just don't know what to say.
我为什么要和这世上最好的男人分手呢 Why would I break up with the nicest man in the world?
他既风趣又和善 还为我着迷 He's funny and kind and he's crazy about me,
而且他的味道很好闻 plus he smells nice.
盖尔有很多惹人喜爱的地方 There's a lot to like about Guy.
的确 我也真喜欢他 There is, and I do.
-但你不爱他 -我懂的 - But you don't love him. - I know.
但是弗兰琦 如果我跟他分手 But Frankie, if I break up with him,
有很大可能 there's a good chance
我会孤独终老的 I'm going to be by myself for the rest of my life.
我知道你会一直在我身边 但是 I mean, I know you're going to be here and all, but--
别太确定我会在你身边 但是 Don't be too sure that I'll be there, but--
我只是受不了每天独自醒来 I just can't stand the idea of waking up every day alone.
我可以叫醒你 I could wake you up.
或许主要是 我想在某人的臂膀里入睡 Maybe it's more about... falling asleep in someone's arms.
那个我也可以效劳 但你肯定不愿意 I could do that too, but you won't like it.
你知道我是什么意思 You know what I mean.
我知道我该怎么做 I know what I'm supposed to do.
我只是不知道自己能否做到 I just don't know if I can do it.
那你就得开始写博客 Then you're gonna have to blog.
那有什么用 Well, how is that going to do anything?
那怎么会没有用 How is that not going to do everything?
你成了你自己的个人治疗师 You become your own personal therapist,
当你真正投入其中时 and when you really commit to the process,
你会发现自己所说的正是你应该听到的话 you find yourself saying exactly what you need to hear.
-也许我先得喝得很醉 -醉酒博客 - Maybe if I got really drunk first. - Oh, drunk blogging,
那写出来都是屁话 that yields nonsense.
但是迷幻剂 But hallucinogens--
我有些死藤水可以让你昏到不知东南西北 I've got some ayahuasca that will knock your socks off.
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
-猜猜我今天干了什么 -什么 - Guess what I did today? - Hmm?
我找到了你想找的那个花瓶 I found the vases you wanted for the flowers.
-你呢 -我支付了摄影师的费用 - You? - Well, I paid the photographer,
而且我在你的薯片罐保险盒里 and I found your cuff links
找到了你的袖扣 顺便问一句 in your Pringles can safe, and by the way,
你为什么把那东西收在袜子抽屉里 why do you keep that thing in your sock drawer?
那简直是此地无银三百两 It's a bit of a tip-off.
他们找不到我藏在啤酒罐保险盒里的东西 They're not going to find what I have in my Heineken safe
-因为它在冰箱里 -别这么快就走 - because that's in the fridge. - Not just-- Not so fast, please.
姑娘们明天要来安排宴席座位 The girls are coming over tomorrow to do the table arrangements,
这是你今天的任务清单 and here is your list for today.
-好吧 格蕾丝 -这个梗永远好笑 - Okay, Grace. - Always funny.
-你写了誓词吗 -天呐 - Did you do your vows? - Aw, jeez.
就剩6天了 Six days.
索尔 你确定我们要写原创誓词吗 Sol, are you sure we have to write our own vows?
既然是传承千年的传统 I mean, there's something to be said for being
一定有人写过类似的话 part of a tradition that's been going on for thousands of years.
是啊 谁不想成为古老的 Yes, who wouldn't want to be part of the ancient tradition
厌女和恐同传统的一部分呢 of misogyny and homophobia?
但你很擅长描写自己的情感 But you're so good writing your feelings and stuff.
你已经得到了你想要的盛大婚礼 You're getting the big wedding you wanted,
我也没意见 and I'm fine with that.
-拜托这次满足我吧 -好吧 - Just please let me have this. - Okay.
如果我想说的话和济慈的诗很相似呢 What if what's in my heart is very similar to a poem by Yeats?
不可能 It's not!
-莎士比亚的十四行诗呢 -不行 - A sonnet by Shakespeare? - No!
-贺卡上的问候语呢 -我不听 - A greeting from Hallmark? - Not listening anymore!
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-进展如何 -没进展 - How'd it go? - It didn't.
你们一起吃了晚餐 看了两部电影 You had dinner and watched two movies.
你直接 让他上床睡觉了吗 You just... let him go to bed?
他心情太好了 他没看过《小鬼当家》 Well, he was in such a good mood, and he'd never seen Home Alone.
明早我一定说 Tomorrow morning, for sure.
-在他吃完早餐松饼之后 -天呐 - After his morning muffin. - Jeez.
发生什么事了 为什么你们都起来了 What's goin' on? Why's everybody up?
-开派对吗 -是 你要松饼吗 - Ooh, is this a party? - Yeah. You want a muffin?
-晚安 弗兰琦 -晚安 弗兰琦 - Good night, Frankie. - Good night, Frankie.
等等 她说的不是"说晚安吧 弗兰琦" Oh, wait, she didn't say, "Say good night, Frankie."
不管了 Never mind.
遵命 长官 Yes, sir.
要给你拿个叉子吗 Can I get you a fork?
不用了谢谢 Uh, no thanks.
我刚梦到千层面在吃我 I just was havin' this dream where the lasagna was eating me.
现在谁吃谁呢 千层面 Well, who's eating who now, lasagna?
盖尔 我们能谈谈吗 Guy, can we talk about something?
当然 Hell, yeah.
好吧 我... Okay. It's just...
我非常... I'm so...
有人告诉过你 你是个很好的男人吗 Has anybody ever told you you're a wonderful man?
你现在就在告诉我 对吧 I think you're telling me that now, right?
你真的是 Well, you are.
-你善良 有爱心 -天呐 不妙 - You're kind and you're caring... - Oh, boy. This can't be good.
你值得更好的... Oh, you deserve someone who's...
我只是不确定我们在同一个阶段 I'm just not sure we're in the same place.
我就知道 Yeah, I knew it.
当我告诉你我爱上你的时候 When I told you I was falling in love,
我就知道我说的太早了 I knew it was too soon.
不 你只是很勇敢而已 No, you were just being brave.
你对你的感情如此诚实 And you're so honest with your feelings.
你有那么多好品质 You have so many wonderful qualities.
很好 我可以找你写求职推荐信了 Oh, great. Then I can come to you for a job recommendation.
老天爷啊 Golly sakes.
-你是不是爱上别人了 -没有 当然不是 - Is there somebody else? - No, of course not!
只是 我刚刚结束了长达40年的婚姻 It-- It's just that I'm coming out of a 40-year marriage,
-我不确定自己想要什么 -是啊 - and I don't know what I want. - Yeah.
你需要时间来想清楚这一切 我懂的 And you need time to figure that out. Yeah, I get that.
我不会跟你撒谎说我不心碎 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you I'm not hurt.
-对不起 我真的很抱歉 -我也很遗憾 - I'm so sorry. I really am. - Yeah, well, me, too.
我... And I...
我不会允许你让我活在无谓的希望当中 I'm not going to let you keep me from hoping that... you know,
-将来某天你可能会... -当然 - some day in the future you might... - Absolutely.
好的 你别拖得太久了 Right. Well, you don't wanna wait too long
因为我们已经70多岁了 because we are in our 70's.
那好吧 Okay then.
我上楼穿好衣服就离开 I'll go upstairs, get dressed, and I'll go.
别傻了 现在是深夜 Don't be silly! It's the middle of the night.
你有夜盲症 With your night blindness...
好吧 All right.
你说了吗 结束了吗 Did you do it? Is it done?
他哭了吗 你哭了吗 Did he cry? Did you cry?
你当然哭了 因为你什么事都哭 You cried, of course, because you cry at everything.
天呐 他把你赶出你自己的卧室了吗 Oh, my God! Did he throw you out of your own bedroom?
所以你才在沙发上睡 Is that why you're on the couch?
没有 他没把我赶出我的卧室 No, he didn't throw me out of my own bedroom.
我自愿的 I volunteered.
他是个正人君子 He was a total mensch.
我从没听过你用那个词 I've never heard you use that word.
我觉得我从来没用过 I don't think I ever have.
但他就是个正人君子 But it's what he was.
你感觉如何 So how do you feel?
我很愧疚我伤害了他 I feel terrible that I hurt him.
表现正常点 Don't act all weird.
我什么时候...一针见血 When have I ever... touché!
你在这儿 你好 There you are. Hi!
你太美了 Oh, don't you look beautiful. Mmm.
我在到处找你 你怎么样 I was lookin' all over for you. How are ya?
我知道我们今天要去买西装 但是你知道吗 I know we're supposed to go suit shopping today, but guess what,
有个米兰来的裁缝 there is this tailor from Milan,
他一年只来圣地亚哥两次 he only comes to San Diego like twice a year,
他今天刚好在 简直难以置信 是吧 and he's here today. Unbelievable, huh?
你觉得怎么样 How about that?
不如我打电话给他 然后我们一起去 So I'm going to call him, and we'll go together.
我去洗个澡然后... I tell you what, I'm going to go take a shower and then--
弗兰琦 我们回头再玩战舰游戏 好吗 Oh, Frankie, Battleship rematch later, huh?
好的 好的 Yeah, um, yeah.
好的 好的 'Kay. 'Kay.
我不明白 I-I-I don't understand.
也许你不是很擅长分手 Maybe you're not very good at this breaking up thing.
你是用英语说的吗 你说出声了吗 Did you do it in English? Did you do it out loud?
他当时在场吗 Was he in the room?
是的 Yes!
我跟他分手了 I broke up with him!
我说的话没有歧义 There's no other way to interpret what I said.
我们分手了 We broke up!
在昨天晚上到今天早上的这段时间里 Well, somewhere between last night and this morning,
你们又和好了 you got unbroken up.
什么啊 What?
我们一定在见证自我否认的神奇力量 We must be witnessing the incredible power of denial.
-我不这么觉得 -我觉得是这样 - I don't think so. - I do think so.
我是个有执照的业余心理医生 And I am a certified amateur psychologist.
我诊断出了巴德的食物问题 I'm the one who diagnosed Bud's food issues.
-是误诊 -那还未成定论 格蕾丝 - Misdiagnosed. - The jury's still out on that, Grace.
但这次我很确定 But I am positive about this.
-我们刚刚在说什么来着 -盖尔 - What were we talking about? - Guy.
对 你一定得和他分手 Yeah, right. You've got to break up with him.
我分过了 就昨晚 吃千层面的时候 Well, I did! Last night. Over lasagna.
他就坐在那儿 我站在那儿 He was sitting right there and I was standing right there.
别说了 大家都别说了 Stop, everybody. Stop.
我还是个有执照的业余侦探 I am also a certified amateur sleuth,
我觉得我有线索了 and I think I'm getting something.
记住你接受的训练 弗兰琦 Remember your training, Frankie.
弗兰琦 我要用搅拌机电线勒死你 Frankie, I am going to strangle you with the blender cord.
他下来吃东西是因为服了安必恩药 He eats when he's on Ambien
所以第二天早晨什么都不记得了 and he never remembers the next morning.
-天呐 你说得对 -安眠药分手 - Oh, my God, you're right! - It was an Ambien break-up.
格蕾丝 他不记得了 Grace, he doesn't remember.
如果他不记得了 If he doesn't remember...
你就得再次跟他分手 You'll have to break up with him again.
谁会遇到这种事啊 Who does this happen to?
很抱歉在你有危机时离开你 但我得走了 I hate to deprive you of me during a crisis, but I've got to go.
今天搬家 Moving day.
要我过去帮忙吗 Should-- Should I come and help you?
我知道你一直害怕搬家 I know you've been dreading this.
我会带上我的标签机的 Oh, I'll bring my label maker.
我已经带了你的标签机 Oh, I already have your label maker,
我以为我会很害怕 and I thought I would dread this,
但我和索尔划清界限的工作太有成效了 but you know, my boundary work with Sol has been so productive
我已经准备好要结束一切了 and I'm ready for closure.
但是你还有件糟心的事得做 You, on the other hand, have a rotten job to do.
你想让我给你传一点勇气吗 Would you like me to blow a little of my courage into your mouth?
谢谢你 不用了 Thank you, no.
我们把加比和里克堂哥放到垃圾桌吧 Let's put Gabby at the garbage table with Cousin Ricky.
话说 我觉得我好像 You know, I'm not so sure
不是很喜欢"垃圾桌"这个叫法 how crazy I am about that term "Garbage table."
相信我 爸爸 你需要一个垃圾桌 Trust me, Dad. You need a garbage table.
你还需要醉酒角和绝望地 You also need a drunk corner and a desperation annex.
我依然坚持认为那应该合成一个大桌 Which I still maintain should be one big table.
喝醉的人和绝望的人们 The drunk and the desperate
总是能找到彼此 always find their way to each other anyway.
好了 所有人都安顿好了 Okay. I think that's everybody.
-你开心吗 爸爸 -没那么开心 - You happy, Dad? - Happy's generous.
足够了 Good enough.
爸爸 你的誓词写得怎么样了 So, Dad, how's the vow writing going?
那是索尔发信息让你问我的吗 Was that Sol asking you to check up on me?
是的 看看他问了多少次 Yes, look how many times.
-进展不顺利 -让我们听听你写的 - It's not going well. - Well, let's hear what you have.
索尔 我想... Sol... I wonder...
就写了这么多 That's all I've got.
所以结尾就渐出了 So the end kind of peters out.
爸 Dad?
快点 我们要拿出效率速战速决 各位 Come on. We're cooking with gas, fellas.
爸爸发现了泡沫包装纸 And Dad has discovered the bubble wrap.
我喜欢小泡沫 但大的也不错 I like the little ones, but the big ones are also satisfying.
捏着感觉太棒了 The tactile feedback is fantastic.
面对这一切你还好吗 How are you doing with all this?
我只是很高兴我们能聚在一起 I'm just glad that we're together.
我也是 Me, too!
对了 这些你准备怎么处理 Hey, what do you want to do with these?
-天呐 -罗伯特不会想要的 - Oh, my God! - Robert won't want them.
格雷丝也不会想要的 我拿着吧 Well, Grace won't either. I'll take 'em.
也许我可以挂在她的车里 Maybe I'll hang them in her car.
-鸟窝 -好的 我要了 - Birdhouse. - Oh, yeah. I'll take that.
我没有个属于自己的家 这算是最接近的了 It's the closest I'm going to get to having my own place.
天呐 你告诉我你把它埋了啊 老兄 Oh, man! You-- see-- you told me that you buried this, man.
你们发现了什么 What have you guys got over there?
你还记得你以前老问 Well, you remember when you used to say, you know,
"我的花瓶去哪儿了" "Where'd my vase disappear to?"
或者"我的水晶龙去哪儿了"吗 Or "What happened to my crystal dragon?"
答案就是它们被 Well, the answer is that
我们当中的一个打碎了藏在这个箱子里 probably one of us broke it and hid it in this box.
我外婆的荷兰小男孩雕塑也是同样的命运吗 Is that what happened to my grandmother's little Dutch boy?
你好 汉斯 Hello, Hans.
没错 那是我打碎的 Oh, yeah. I broke that one.
你知道有这个箱子 So you knew about this box.
是的 但他们不知道我知道 Yes, but they didn't know that I knew,
所以我还是个好家长 so I'm still a good parent.
告诉你们 我要把这些都带走 Well, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna take all of this,
摔得更碎一点 I'm gonna break it more,
然后给你们每个人都做个陶瓷拼图 and I'm gonna make a mosaic for each and every one of you.
你真好 That's really sweet.
现在可能是时候 And this is probably a good time
告诉你吉姆·克罗齐纪念餐盘的命运了 to tell you about the Jim Croce keepsake plate.
天啊 索尔 你当年说是孩子们的保姆打碎的 For God's sake, Sol, you blamed this on the kids' babysitter.
娜塔莉 Natalie.
我觉得你们不明白 I mean, I don't think you understand.
索尔在圣诞派对上说的祝酒词让大家潸然泪下 Sol's toasts at the Christmas party make people cry.
也把我说哭了 我啊 They make me cry, me!
我们要搞清楚对手的情况 We need to find out what we're up against.
你干什么 What are you doing?
这叫做对手调查 我们要找到索尔的誓词 It's called opposition research. We are going to find Sol's vows.
不行 不能那么做 不行 No, we cannot do that. No.
-当然可以了 -绝对不行 - Yes, we can. - Absolutely not!
-我绝不能卷入这事 -找到了 - I cannot be party to this. - Found 'em...
就在一个写着"誓词"的文件夹里 in a folder cleverly disguised as "Vows."
玛洛 你得过来看看这个 Mal, you're gonna wanna see this.
-天啊 -我也觉得 - Oh, my God! - I know.
-天啊 -对吧 - Oh, my God! - Right?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
老人和在公园长椅上喂鸭子的那段好感人 The part with the old man and the ducks on the park bench.
他对你真的是 用情至深 He loves you... so much.
混蛋 Oh, son of a bitch!
就是这样了 Well, that's it.
房子完全准备好转移给陈家人了 The house is ready for the Chin family.
你们觉得我该留给他们一些鼠尾草 Do you think I should leave them some sage
好让他们消除我们的气场吗 so they can get rid of our juju?
-不用了 -没必要 - It's all good. - Not necessary.
在办超伤心迪斯科派对吗 Super-sad disco party?
我刚突然想起 当年你和卡奥迪办了个派对 I was just thinking about how when you and Coyote had a party
我穿着睡衣出来 像这样做 示意大家 I'd come in in my pajamas and do this to tell everyone
该离开了 还记得吗 that it was time to leave, remember?
-记得 爸 -造成了巨大创伤 - Yes, Dad. - Especially traumatizing.
我们干得很漂亮 你妈和我 We done pretty good, your mother and I.
-的确 -是啊 - You sure did. - Yeah.
别停下 好吗 Don't stop, okay?
好棒 Yes!
好棒 Yes.
我也不想无礼 Don't mean to be rude,
但我有个约会 对方是个永远不可能跟我在一起的人 but I have a date with someone I'll never end up with.
我倒是没什么事 但我得搭他的顺风车 You know, I don't have anything but he drives me places.
-当然了 懂啦 -走吧 走吧 - Of course, of course. - Be gone. Get going.
等等 在你们走之前 Wait. Just before you leave,
不如我们再最后点一次安息蜡烛吧 how about we light the Shabbos candle one last time?
-好啊 好啊 -可以啊 - Yeah, yeah. - Sure.
-那挺好的 -我爱搞一些仪式 - That'd be nice. - I love me some ritual.
我真不敢相信这是我们最后一次 I can't believe this is the last time
一起在这屋子里做这事了 we're going to do this together in this house.
你们也可以在你们自己家点蜡烛的啊 You boys could light candles at your place.
-是啊 是可以 -是啊 我们或许会点的 - Yeah, we could. - Yeah, we'll totally do that.
-我们该那么做 -我就是这么说的 - We should do that. - Oh, that's what I said.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
没事的 我来安慰他吧 你们先走 It's okay. I've got it. You guys go on.
好的 Okay.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
我都已经忘了 I had forgotten...
当我们4个聚在一起的时候 空气有多温馨 how sweet the air is when the four of us are all here together.
我懂的 I know.
现在 我们永远都不可能... And now... we're never going to...
我懂的 I know.
我对你们有太多的爱 我的心... I have so much love for all of you, my heart...
-很痛吗 -是啊 - Hurts? - Yeah.
-不好意思 -不 没事的 - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay.
没事的 It's okay.
好了 写的怎么样了 Okay, how's it going?
我觉得我找到了我喜欢的写作方向 I think I've got a direction I like.
-我们能看看吗 -不 不行 没写完呢 - Can we read? - No, no! It's not ready yet!
写的行吗 Any good?
写得很棒啊 It's good.
-但是... -整整9页的公式化用词 - It's... - Nine pages of heretofores and thereins.
那是我的真实感受 It's how I feel.
有点太干巴巴的了 你的题目就叫《罗伯特V索尔》 It's just a bit cold. You titled it Robert v. Sol.
V的意思是誓言 挺逗的吧 The V is for vows, it's funny.
就像是个玩笑 我们的律师嘛 It's like a joke, I mean, we're lawyers?
我糊涂了 你是想让他在这上面签字吗 I'm confused. Did you want him to sign this?
拜托 也没那么糟糕吧 Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
附录写的怎么样 Well, what about the addendum?
那可是爆笑的部分啊 I mean, that's pure comedy gold.
你是指 你引用先例的部分吗 You mean here... where you cite precedent?
有理有据无法反驳 It's well-reasoned.
你是要为他的爱而控告他吗 Are you suing him for his love?
我就说还没写好嘛 I told you it wasn't ready.
好吧 我该怎么... Okay. What do I just...
不好 这个角度不好 Oh. No, that's no good.
哎呀 更糟了 Ooh, that's worse.
真是太荒谬了 Oh, this is ridicul--
这下好多了 Well, that's better.
嗨 我是来谈谈盖尔的 Hi. I'm here to talk about Guy,
他真的是一个超棒的男朋友 who is nothing if not a fantastic boyfriend,
但我却像个疯子一样 and I'm just acting like a crazy person.
我为什么要和他分手呢 Why would I break up with him?
这段感情的确不完美 但有什么是完美的呢 I mean, so it's not perfect-- What is?
跟一个同性恋长达40年的婚姻吗 A 40-year marriage to a homosexual?
那可比跟菲尔在一起要好多了 It's so much better than that with Phil--
我是说 跟盖尔一起 I mean with Guy
跟盖尔在一起 天啊 with Guy...Oh, my...
我都记不清 Oh, I can't remember
我上次大声说出这个名字是什么时候的事了 the last time I said that name out loud.
菲尔 Phil!
天啊 那可是一段了不起的感情 Oh, my gosh, that was something.
那简直是一切 It was everything.
他的... And the way his--
当他笑的时候 他的眼睛会眯在一起 The way his eyes would crinkle when he laughed--
我很会逗他笑 And I could make him laugh.
他吻我的那种感受 The way he kissed me.
我想要那个感觉 I want that.
盖尔无法给我那种感觉 Guy is not that.
有时候人会说出一些自己需要听到的话 Sometimes you say the things you need to hear.
我好讨厌弗兰琦说对了的时候 I hate it when Frankie's right!
我哭的时候好美啊 I'm pretty when I cry.
我一定会在婚礼上死的很惨的 I'm really gonna crash and burn up there.
我估计最终只能去垃圾桌坐了 And I'll probably end up at the garbage table.
好了 糊涂老爸 Okay, Sad Sack...
看下这个 read this.
只需要看没被涂黑的部分 Only the parts that aren't blacked out.
天啊 看上去像是国家安全局的秘密文件啊 Jeez, looks like the NSA had a field day with this.
就是我弄的而已 爸 It's only me, Daddy.
-是我写的吗 -是啊 - I wrote this? - You did.
要么是你写的 要么是我爱上索尔了 Either that, or I'm in love with Sol.
好样的 女儿 Well done, girl.
真的干的太好了 Well done, indeed.
-别害怕 -天啊 索尔 - Don't be scared. - Oh, God! Sol.
你差点把我吓出心脏病 You could have given me a heart attack.
-我是想尽量不吓到你 -你做得很差劲 - I was trying to not scare you. - Well, you're terrible at that.
你跑到这儿来干什么 把钥匙还给我 What the hell are you doing here, and give me back your key.
你到这儿究竟干什么来了 What are you doing here?
我... I'm, uh...
我在找弗兰琦 was looking for Frankie.
她不是跟你在一起嘛 I thought she was with you.
她没去吗 我需要担心吗 Did she not show up-- Should I worry?
不 我之前是跟她在一起 No. No. I was with her.
但是这会儿 我找不到她了 I'm just not... right now.
她之前离开时 我没来得及跟她说再见 When she left the house, I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
怎么回事啊 索尔 What's going on, Sol?
你怎么会在找弗兰琦 你们吵架了吗 Why are you looking for Frankie? Did you have a fight?
没 我们没吵架 No, we did not have a fight.
我们真的没吵架 We had not a fight,
恰恰是跟吵架相反的 那事儿 more like the opposite of-of fight.
这是个谜语吗 Is this a riddle?
因为我刚跟我男朋友分手 我可没心情... Because I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm in no mood...
你跟她上床了 You slept with her.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
你竟然跟她上床了 你当时是怎么想的啊 You slept with her! What were you thinking?
-我当时没去想 -你是用下半身思考的吧 - I wasn't thinking. - Not with your brain!
-天啊 -我并不是故意的 - Oh, my God! - It wasn't on purpose!
我并不是一开始就计划好了要...就那么发生了 I didn't go there thinking that I-- It just... happened.
她本来恢复得那么好了 She was doing so well.
你知道这会让她又陷入痛苦中吗 Do you understand how this is gonna set her back?
你真是个大...大... Oh, you are such a sh-- such a...
混蛋吗 你是想用这个词吗 Schmuck? Is that the word you're looking for?
因为我就是个大混蛋 'Cause that's what I am.
你知道那是什么意思吗 就是卑鄙的人 源自... You know what it means? Contemptible person, from the...
意第绪语中的"阴茎"一词 Yiddish for penis.
很久以前 我以为我是个好人 A long time ago I used to think I was a mensch.
-意思就是正直的人 -我知道那个词的意思 - That's a person with integrity. - I know what it means.
我也不知道我是怎么了 I don't know what happened to me.
无论用何种语言 我都无法理解你或这一切 Well, in any language, I don't understand you, or any of this.
就好像大家都迫不及待地跟你在一起 I mean it seems like everybody wants to get on the Sol train.
你的确长得很帅 但至于这样吗 I mean, you're a nice-looking man and all, but seriously?
我真不懂 I don't get it.
或许是因为 我是发自内心地真正去爱 Maybe because I love very deeply and from my heart.
大家能看出这一点 People can tell that.
-关我屁事啊 -好吧 - I don't care! - Okay.
索尔 你到这儿干什么来了 Sol, why are you here?
我想确保弗兰琦没事 I want to make sure Frankie's okay.
我基本可以保证 她肯定有事 Well, I can pretty much guarantee you she's not.
回去吧 索尔 我来照顾弗兰琦 Go home, Sol. I'll take care of Frankie.
你做得已经够多了 You've done enough.
-你知道她在哪儿吗 -我有种预感 - You know where she is? - Well, I have a feeling.
回家去 立刻 Go home... now!
我不能 我不能 I can't. I can't.
你都72岁了 成熟点吧 You're 72 years old, grow up!
-你会告诉罗伯特吗 -你会说吗 - Are you going to tell Robert? - Are you?
-他永远不会原谅我的 -那也不能怪他 索尔 - He'll never forgive me. - Well, I wouldn't blame him, Sol.
你有哪些选择呢 要么你告诉他事实真相 What are your options? Either you tell him the truth
要么你从这段婚姻的一开始 or you start this marriage
就跟你上段婚姻最后的20年一样 建立在谎言上 like you spent the last 20 years of your last one.
天啊 我懂的 我懂的 我懂的 Oh, God! I know, I know, I know, I know.
所以你打算余生做个什么样的人呢 So, what are you going to be for the rest of your life?
好人 还是混蛋 A mensch? Or a schmuck?
弗兰琦 Frankie?
我在工作呢 I'm working.
沙子城堡的确建得很漂亮啊 Well, sandcastle is pretty impressive.
我在建造我的梦之屋 I'm building my dream house.
我这个塔楼有点问题 就不陪你说话了 I've a problematic turret, so if you'll excuse me.
我刚回到家 发现索尔在客厅里 I just got home and found Sol in our living room.
他在找你 He was looking for you.
我就跟他上了个床 搞清楚到底是怎么回事 So I slept with him to see what all the fuss was about.
别跟我开玩笑 Don't start with me.
你是疯了吗 你为什么要那么做啊 Are you insane? Why did you do that?
你一直在跟他划清界限 进展得那么好 You were making so much progress on your boundaries
保持着距离 你已经开始向前看了 and keeping your distance and... you were moving forward.
-你当时怎么想的啊 -我没去想 - What were you thinking? - I wasn't.
我当时跟家人们团聚在家里 我跟他又在一起了 I was home with my family. I was with him.
-那些感觉都喷薄而出 -什么感觉啊 - I just had all these feelings. - What feelings?
就是 或许我们之间并未结束 或许我们还有希望 That... maybe it wasn't over, maybe there was still hope.
你丈夫都已经告诉你他爱上另一个男人了 Your husband tells you he's in love with another man,
你竟然觉得还有希望吗 and you think there's still hope?
我可没说我的感觉是有道理的 I didn't say it made sense.
-那就理智地去对待 -我不知道该如何做 - Make sense of it! - I don't know how.
-还有希望吗 -没有 - Is there hope? - No.
没希望了 There's not.
我们之间... What happened with us is...
感觉不对劲 就好像我们无法再心灵契合了 It felt wrong, like we didn't go together anymore.
都结束了 It's over.
我依然爱他 但我们结束了 I still love him, but it's over.
我很遗憾 我很遗憾 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
心很痛 对吧 It really hurts, doesn't it?
痛彻心扉 我感觉好愚蠢 So much. And I feel so stupid.
你6个月前就已经明白一切结束了 You knew it was over six months ago.
我似乎是今天才真正明白这一点 I just seemed to realize it today.
你对于我需要做什么倒是挺清楚的 You've been pretty smart about what I needed to do,
真的 该死的 you generally are... damn it.
-那倒是没错 -我跟盖尔分手了 - Well, that's true. - I broke up with Guy.
他这次知道了吗 Does he know?
是的 他知道了 Yes, he knows.
你那个用手机视频录制自白的办法 真的奏效了 And your camera-phone-web-FaceTime thing, it actually worked.
-很意外 对吧 -的确 - It's surprising, isn't it? - It was.
我突然就说出以前跟我有过一段的那个男人的名字 Out of nowhere this man I had a thing with just bubbled up.
我已经好多年没再想起过他了 I hadn't thought about him in years.
你为什么会想到他 What made you think about him?
那让我意识到原本可能会怎样 以及什么是不对的 It made me realize what could be and what wasn't,
我要感谢你让我明白这些 and I thank you for that.
-很高兴能帮上忙 -不 说真的 弗兰琦 - Glad to be of help. - No, seriously, Frankie.
我真希望你也有遇到一个你自己来帮忙 I wish you had a you to help you,
但可惜你遇不到 你身边只有我 but you don't. You only have me.
真好啊 一个瞎子给另一个瞎子带路 Great, the blind leading the blind.
我觉得你更瞎一点 显然要更聋一点 I think you're blinder. Certainly deafer.
但现在我们却坐在同一片沙滩上 But here we are, sitting in the same sand.
好了 我们回家去吧 Come on, let's go home.
你打算把这些都留在这儿吗 You're just gonna leave this?
这又不是我今天抛下的第一座房子了 It's not the first house I've walked away from today!
你刚刚提到的 You know, that tasty morsel you dropped
曾跟你有过一段的那个男人的故事 about that man that you had the thing with...
-再跟我仔细说说吧 -不如改天吧 - Tell me more. - Maybe another day.
不如今晚边喝热巧克力边说吧 Maybe tonight over hot chocolate.
再看吧 We'll see.
索尔 我爱真实的你 Sol, I love you for who you are
以及和你在一起时的我 and who I am with you.
从今天开始 我将自由地 From this day forth, I freely
开心地 和你共度人生 and joyfully join my life with yours.
无论你去往何处 我必相随 Wherever you go, I will go.
无论你面对何事 我必分担 Whatever you face, I will face.
你若不幸被疾病缠绕 我定会好好照顾你 I will care for you should you become ill.
你若伤心难过 我定会好好安慰你 I will comfort you should you feel sad.
你快乐 我就快乐 I will bathe in your joy.
我是你的 彻彻底底 永永远远 I am yours completely and forever.
我愿意和你结成终生伴侣 I take you as my partner for life,
我绝不再属于 别的任何人 and I will give myself... to no other.
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